'the best thing about me is you'

my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000

like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago

then I realize it was actually 17

(Source: voldy92, via jellyyyy)

• me: does 5 minute work out
• me: expects drastic changes

hellokittychainsaw:

what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school

bison

(Source: lokisrustledjimmies, via american-sociopath)